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1. (jack black) (894↑, 222↓)

The sexist fat dude alive.

Hey you look like Jack Black.

Author: Bethany182rwj http://jack-black.urbanup.com/352689

2. (jack black) (576↑, 167↓)

A half of the kickass band Tenacious D.

Tribute, My Biznit is the Shiznit, i'm the only gay eskimo

Author: OgirlO http://jack-black.urbanup.com/190366

3. (jack black) (494↑, 152↓)

My hero and yours.

What is up buddy, I am sending Jack Black my 50000000000 naked pictures.

Author: http://jack-black.urbanup.com/284434

4. (jack black) (405↑, 127↓)

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD. Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D. He is also incredibly sexy\!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

Author: Ree http://jack-black.urbanup.com/1179876

5. (jack black) (355↑, 149↓)

The greatest human being on earth....

You're not as cool as Jack Black

Author: Fuckin A Dude http://jack-black.urbanup.com/328251

6. (Jack Black) (203↑, 82↓)

An actor who is also in the comedy rock band [Tenacious D], which does NOT sing the songs "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and "My Biznitch is the Shiznit"\! Corky & The Juice Pigs sing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and Instant Boy Band sings "My Biznitch is the Shiznit".

"Man, Jack Black is awesome in Tenacious D\!" "Yeah, I love 'Gay Eskimo'\!" "You [fucktard], they don't sing that song\!"

Author: mystikraven http://jack-black.urbanup.com/1732866

7. (jack black) (281↑, 198↓)

GOD Nuff said.

Jack Black is GOD

Author: Dave-O http://jack-black.urbanup.com/439566

8. (jack black) (103↑, 53↓)

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet. 2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D. 3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.

Jack Black... legend\!\!1

Author: DiamondSerpant http://jack-black.urbanup.com/2339616

9. (Jack Black) (49↑, 30↓)

The coolest person in the world. He reprents all that is funny. I have seen all of his movies and love all of them. I own both of his amazing CD's and I dont think it gets any better than Tenacious D. Kyle Gass is also the shit. Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole. But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.

Praise Jack Black, the saviour of man.

Author: TD Fan http://jack-black.urbanup.com/2282689

10. (Jack Black) (27↑, 20↓)

Used in the early 1800's it was the the act of hanging a slave by a car jack.

Damn Billy Jack Blacked the nigger last night.

Author: PlantationOwner39 http://jack-black.urbanup.com/4478357

11. (Jack Black) (3↑, 0↓)

v: To take a piss on one's nut sack

"I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black" -Jon Lajoie

Author: birdman12468 http://jack-black.urbanup.com/6165556

12. (Jack Black) (4↑, 3↓)

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D\! The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND. Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours. If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song. Basically, Jack Black is a God.

Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard\! My Friend: Who? Me: You're dead to me.

Author: ThatOneGuyThatYouKindaKnow http://jack-black.urbanup.com/5772720

13. (Jack Black) (5↑, 5↓)

the greatest dude you'll ever meet in your fucking life , he is a GOD in his movie "tenacious D and the pick of destiny" and he's AWESOME \! nuff said.

guy1:who's the greatest guy in the world ? girl1:[Chuck Bass] \! guy1:no \! [Jack Black] \!

Author: CCforrealz http://jack-black.urbanup.com/5275805

14. (jack black) (83↑, 108↓)

the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.

Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).

Author: Rich Headley http://jack-black.urbanup.com/1663155

15. (Jack Black) (13↑, 81↓)

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish

The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.

Author: LaughingNow http://jack-black.urbanup.com/2738144

16. (jack black) (49↑, 142↓)

another name for [Jack Daniels] whiskey (due to its black label)

Bartender, a bottle of jack black\!

Author: jbizzledizzle http://jack-black.urbanup.com/602085

17. (jack black) (132↑, 433↓)

Not a funny man. At all

I saw Orange County, and wanted to stab my eyes out

Author: Dillon Farnum http://jack-black.urbanup.com/975936

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Last updated: 2012.03.01